- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

you know what they say... hydrate or die

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

FIRE!!

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

A Woman out of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

whats annoying and black? black people

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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