Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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a Jew had a small nose

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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