- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Obama.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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