Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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