- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Oh look, I've found my knife

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

FIRE!!

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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