I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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