what the hell happened to your face

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

FIRE!!

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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