Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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