Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Oh look, I've found my knife

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

penis

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

someone called a frog a frog

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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