Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

women's rights

Women's Rights

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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