what the hell happened to your face

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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GONNA

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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poop.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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