your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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