hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Dylan Eichas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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penis

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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