It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Women's Rights

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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GIVE

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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