Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

I've got a boner

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Whats Obama's last name?

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Caitlyn.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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