a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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