What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Lacrosse

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