Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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GIVE

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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this site is funny.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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