- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats forever alone me

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

???????????? WTF?

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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