What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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LIKE THIS!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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GIVE

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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