what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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smug face >:}

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What?

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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