Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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