a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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