A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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