- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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