How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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