Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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