Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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