Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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hi hi strager danger

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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