Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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someone called a frog a frog

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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