- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Invisible Television.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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