What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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smug face >:}

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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