What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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GIVE

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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