Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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