Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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hi hi strager danger

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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