How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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