One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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this site is funny.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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