Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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