A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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