Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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