Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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