What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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