Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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