Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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