Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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women's rights

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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