A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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hi hi strager danger

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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