Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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