who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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