A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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