A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Sarah Palin

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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