Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Dick Chaney

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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FIRE!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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69.9

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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i was molested.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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