When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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I went to the store and I fell

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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