What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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