- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

my bubbles!

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

A BABY seal walks into a club

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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