- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Chikin nuggets

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why? Because racecar.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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