Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Anti Joke

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