- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Gale swallows.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

America Votes

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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