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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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