How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Religion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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