Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Gale swallows.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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