whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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womens sports...

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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You.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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