What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Obama 2012

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Swag.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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i was molested.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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