Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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equality for women

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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