A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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