Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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