A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Dick Chaney

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Religion

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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