A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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womens sports...

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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