- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

women's rights

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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