- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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