How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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hrih

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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lebron

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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69.9

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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