A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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