What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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The Colts this year.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Anti Joke

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