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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

I went to the store and I fell

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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