What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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2+2= 478

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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