Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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