Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

whats black. an african american person

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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