What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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hi

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Libraries.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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