Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A fat man on a moped

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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