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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Arrow to the Knee

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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