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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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One time i was sitting down

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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