What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Gale swallows.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Sarah Palin

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Obama 2012

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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