How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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