What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Anti Joke

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