- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

A hayride would be fun.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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