why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Anti Joke

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