Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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