Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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