whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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The economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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who farted i did :]

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Anti Joke

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