Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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The economy.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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