- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Whats green and tasty? Snot

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

i like pie

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

A black guy gets arrested...

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