Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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clamidia

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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