- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

That's as gay as AIDS.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

your mom

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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