- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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