Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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